Do you strive to “incentivize impactful partnerships”?

How about espousing the ability to “drive user-centric e-business”?

When’s the last time you told a client, colleague or prospect that your team was going to “utilize turn-key convergence” – and they didn’t look puzzled? Our nauseated?

If you’re stumped by vacuous business-speak or need some to flesh out that RFP response or capabilities presentation, there’s an app (well, web site) for that. The Web Economy Bullshit Generator is billed by its creator dack.com as a diversion that is “now celebrating its 10-year anniversary of buzzword ridicule.”

I’ll take the credit for sharing this with you, but can’t rightfully take credit for finding it. That goes to my friend @SarahResults (Sarah Smith), who shared this gem on Twitter. Enjoy.